Thursday, July 8, 2010

8:59 PM EST

We get a shot of LeBron using young kids from the Greenwich Boys & Girls Club as a shield from Cleveland assassins. The King is typically under dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red and white striped shirt with no jacket or tie.


Stu Scott lets us know that “His decision is coming up next!”


The narrator leaves out the part about “His decision will render a franchise irrelevant and cause LeBron James to be despised by 29 other NBA cities!”


Chris Broussard is sitting nervously on the panel sticking to his “LeBron is going to Miami” opinion, but for the first time in days backtracks a little and says “But with so many twists and turns you can't rule out Cleveland, Chicago or New York.” (Translation: “I ain't no Screamin' A and I ain't falling on my sword for this shit.”)

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