Putting The "P. U." Back In "Pun"

You may have heard that Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington tested positive for cocaine use last year. If there is another occasion that invites puns as much I'm certainly not aware of it.

Taking the opportunity to pun it up, Foxsports.com's Ken Rosenthal wrote a column about Washington in which he said that Washington had better win in roughly a thousand words. But I don't come here to belittle Rosenthal for a moronic column. No. The real problem here was the puns in the headline and sub-header. They were so awful that I can't get past them.

So I copied the image and have put it here.

Enjoy!



Charming, huh? Not one but two cocaine puns! A man just about ruins his career with a spectacularly stupid action, one which could indicate a much larger personal problem, and Fox gives us, "Don't Blow It: Washington will be judged by what goes on between the lines". Well done, sirs. Well done.

In the words of CHB, Gag me.

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