Thursday, January 21, 2010

Cowboys Sign Phillips To Extension, Redskins Fans Everywhere Cheer

Ol' Funhouse Face showing that, yes, he actually does have opposable thumbs.

With a first round loss in the playoffs, the Cowboys would've been looking for a new head coach. Guaranteed. Instead the Cowboys eviscerated the Eagles.

Then they got their asses blown off by the Vikings, but hey, Mission Accomplished!

Another order of that shit, right? Must be what Jerry "Funhouse Face" Jones was thinking because soon after his team slank (slinked?) off what passes for a "field" at the Metrodome, 'OFF' signed head coach Wade Phillips to a two year contract extension.

Its forward thinking like this that gave us Redskins fans the perverse pleasure of counting Cowboy playoff wins in the last decade on one finger.

High Five!


Yes, that is Jones "high fiving" Dubya after a Cowboys touchdown. Sickening.

For more insight into this deal, check out this priceless comment from Temo at the Football Outsiders 'Holy Crap, they just gave Wade Phillips a contract extension?" thread.
.

0 comments: