While I love to play tennis, I don't follow the pro circuit. I do enjoy a match on the ol' telly now and again, but not with any regularity. So, as you can tell from the previous sentences, I'm a goddamn tennis expert.
As a goddamn tennis expert I'm uniquely qualified to blah blah blah so lets talk about how to improve the sport. Three ways come immediately to mind. First of all, let the damn fans cheer. It's 2009 for fucks sake. If the players don't like it they can shed any further attempts to be taken seriously as athletes or, indeed, human beings, and take up golf.
Second, chicks aren't allowed to yell out in imitated orgasm when they hit the ball unless they have a dildo visibly sticking out of their vajayjay. If it falls out during a rally the player must shut the fuck up for the rest of their life.
Third, make tennis hockey. Like this:
Should be two minutes for interference on the ball girl, eh?
Friday, June 26, 2009
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Akshully, because he just played the ball, I'd say it was a clean check.
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