[The Reactionary Redskins Fan appears weekly during the NFL season to document the Redskins season. As a lifelong Redskins fan, mattymatty will chronicle the ups and downs (mostly downs) of the Redskins season. His pain, swearing, loss of dignity, accidental defecation, and eventual divorce is your gain. Today, the Reactionary Redskins Fan appears to discuss the Redskins off season. Enjoy!]
HOLY SHIT EATING, FUCKFACES! ONE HUNDRED FUCKING MILLION TO AN OFT INJURED DEFENSIVE TACKLE? FIFTY FUCKING MILLION TO A CORNERBACK WHO GOT CUT BY A TEAM RUN BY A CROSS BETWEEN A DINOSAUR AND MY GREAT GRANDFATHER'S CORPSE? HEY SNYDER! I CAN EAT THE LINT OUT OF MY OWN ASSCRACK! WHERE'S MY SEVENTY MILLION BUCKS?
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009
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The Washington Bailouts.
Just submit your shitty resume and Snyder will surely bail you out.
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