Stanley Cup Playoffs Picks Pool: Mars Needs Poop!

Alright, amigos, your friendly neighbor BMFS is on vacation, or "vay-cay" as the kids call it, and has foolishly left the picks pool (poop!) in my hands. So you're stuck with me, and I you. Don't think I'm happy about it either.

True, I don't know hockey, and if anyone accuses me of not knowing math, well I'll cop to that too, but if I know one thing, it's poop jokes and... what? No poop jokes? In the words of Dennis Eckersley, shit. I guess we'll get right to it, then.

As you might know, we've got ourselves a re-match of last year's finals: Pens/Wings. Yay. Marian Hossa be afraid, yo. After an uber-exciting second round, the third round of the NHL Playoffs ended up as a bit of a clunker. The Hurricanes rolled over and played dead for the Penguins with only a slight assist from the officials. The Blackhawks were slightly more of a challenge for Detroit, but in the end, that series wasn't really that close either. If you want more in depth hockey talk than that, I suggest you either save your questions for BMFS's return, or simply shove your head up your ass and ask away!

As for the pool (poop dammit!), well, suffice it to say I ain't winning the Invisible Cup* this year. Now, again, I might have done this all wrong, but I went over my math multiple times and squared it with BMFS's instructions which were, and I quote, "eat shit. eat my shit."

After three rounds of the SCPPP, here's what we got as far as standings:

Name....Score
1. Snizza....184
2. Bill....181
3. Rufus....174
4. Lousy....164
5. Aaron....155
6. Clint....154
7. BMFS....122
8. Ryan....120
9. Matty....118
10. zx147....117
11. Adam....106
12. Labz....95

If you think I made a mistake with your score, I would request that you follow official SCPPP procedure.**

One more round to go:

4) Pittsburgh v.
2) Detroit

Picks must to be submitted by the start of the next round, which I believe is Saturday at 8pm EST or "Correct Time." Please submit your picks in the comments, or email 'em to BMFS, or if you find him passed out at the bar, you can urinate them onto his clothes.

Good day, sirs.

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*If you're curious what the fabled Invisible Cup looks like, it looks like this.
**Proper procedure dictates that, to petition to have your score changed, you must submit the following materials:

1. A copy of your drivers license
2. A copy of your birth certificate
3. Your actual drivers license
4. Your actual birth certificate
   
5. A notarized copy of your picks
6. A detailed description of the injustice done to you, including charts and graphs
   
7. Photographic evidence of you (or a reasonable surrogate) with your entire head jammed up your asshole.

Please allow six to eight weeks for response.