A rematch? Yes. Revenge? I ain't feeling it.

I tried as hard as I could. I waited as long as possible for signs that would indicate that the Penguins could dethrone the hated Red Fucks from the cesspool of Detroit.

Didn't happen. Seeing as there is no money on the line here, I'll still cheer for the Pens, but if I'm betting on it, I'm taking the Wings. Too much depth. Too many 3rd and 4th liners chipping in consistently and believe it or not, I'm giving Osgood the nod in goal over horse-toothed Marc Andre Maurice Phillipe Antoine Alexandre Fleury.

Verdict:

Red Wings in 6.

Either way, Texas is winning this effing pool this year (Not-Philly-Bill or I) and we're gonna take our winnings and secede!!