Hello kids! Cookie Monster here, talk about Stanley Cup Playoffs. It been quite a playoffs, hasn't it kids? Watching Red Wings score goals remind Cookie Monster of old days playing pond hockey with other monsters... [sigh] Cookie Monster eat cookies!!! YUMYUMUMUMUMUM!! YUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!!
Cookie Monster excited to see NHL Finals! Sidney Crosby's sandy vagina against traitorous Marian Hossa and Red Wings! How funny if Pittsburgh wins and Hossa plays for both losing teams two years in a row! Cookie Monster laugh at Hossa's sad sad life! And eat cookies!!!
YUMYUMUMUMUMUM!! YUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!! YUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!! YUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!!
Cookie Monster already write off Chicago and Carolina. Teams come back from three games down, but not this year, Cookie Monster think. Chicago not in Detroit's league, and Carolina not actually in NHL, Cookie Monster research find out. Also, Carolina not a state. Cookie Monster never been to Carolina, not sure where is. Cookie Monster think, what the fuck? Cookie Monster eat cookies!!
YUMYUMUMUMUMUM!! YUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!!
Uh oh... Cookie Monster eat too many cookies...
YUMBLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! YUMBLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
OK, kids, Cookie Monster go, clean up mess. Cookie Monster have hot date later, not want date see partially digested cookies all over bachelor pad. Well, not till later, if you know what Cookie Monster mean...
4 comments:
How many players if any have done the possible Hossa?
That's a good question... can't be too many. As to the specifics, no idea.
Hossa is like the reverse Ken Norton Jr or Charles Haley. Or Robert Horry.
Like 20 years ago there was a commercial that featured some guy who was supposedly on every Super Bowl winning team. I think it was around Super Bowl 20 or so, which made it more plausible, although still very implausible.
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