The Giant Food YES Yankees Pre-Game Show (Sponsored By The Beef Council)

Hi everyone, I'm Michael Kay and welcome to another pretentious and over-priced season of Yankees baseball, sponsored by Audi, here on the YES Network, sponsored by Pork, America's other white meat. This is the Giant Food YES Yankees Pre-Game Show, sponsored By The Beef Council live from the new Yankee Stadium, built by Lowes. It's a great day for baseball here in the Bronx, as today we're inaugurating the new Yankee Stadium, built by Lowes. Now I'd like to welcome in Ken Singleton to the AT&T broadcast booth, and ask him for his impression of the new Yankee Stadium, built by Lowes. Kenny?



Thanks, Michael. I think...

Oh, by the way, Ken Singleton is sponsored by Dr. Brent Marca, the headache specialist. Call Dr. Marca today at 201-767-9876. That's Dr. Brent Marca at 201-767-9876. OK, go ahead, Kenny.

Oh, right. Uh... what was the question again?

What is your impression of the new Yankee Stadium, built by Lowes?


Right! Well, as you know, Michael, this is my first time in the New Yankee Stadium, built by Lowes, so I really haven't seen it too much yet. But it looks fantastic!

Great stuff, Kenny. Lets head down to the field where Kimberly Jones is standing by. Kimmy?


Thanks Michael, I'm standing, live, down on the field of the new Yankee Stadium, built by Lowes, before this exciting game, and let me tell you, it sure is a great looking field. So green! I spoke to Lonn Trost the COO of the Yankees, and he confirms what I suspected: COO stands for Chief Operating Officer! Pretty impressive. Back to you, Michael!


It sure is impressive, thanks, Kimmy. Now we're going to bring in David Cone for some pre-game analysis. David Cone's pregame analysis is sponsored by Best Buy. Coney, the Yankees have been having a bit of a tough time recently, but they have yet to play a home game.


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That's true, Michael. It seems the Yankees are not playing quite as well as we might have hoped for this season. I spoke to some sources and found out that the Yankees have won five games so far this season, but, and I think this is the key part, they have also lost four. Four losses in [counts quietly to self] one...two... three...four... five...six... seven... Seven games! I'm no math major, but that doesn't seem good. Hopefully they'll turn it around soon.



We sure hope so. So, Coney, what do you think about today's pitching match up, brought to you by Chevy, of C.C. Sabathia for the Yankees pitching against Cliff Lee for the Indians?


Should be a good match up, Michael. Both are good pitchers.



Great insight, Coney. Well, that's going to do it for the Giant Food YES Yankees Pre-Game Show, sponsored by The Beef Council, live from the New Yankee Stadium, built by Lowes. Stay tuned for the Safeway Just-Before-The-Game-Starts report, built Dodge tough. We'll be right back after these messages.