Mark Teixeira - POW! POW!

Mark "Big Tex" Teixeira is many things: power hitter, Gold Glove, Scott Boras-led mercenary douche with zero desire to connect to any community he plays for, money grubber, MLB All Star, devoid of personality human, vanilla-bland pseudo-corporation.


He's also the spitting image of the POW POW Guy from Step Brothers.


Teixeira:

Catalina Fucking Wine Mixer!

POW! POW!