This compilation of quotes from Terrell Owens' introductory press conference in Buffalo is crammed full of jaw dropping contortions of the English language, but the quote that sent me over the top was at the very end. I won't spoil it for you:
"Ladies and gentlemen! The 2009 Buffalo Bills - North America's Team!!"
However, maybe in a psychic way, T.O. is right! As BMFS said last night, when the Bills move to Toronto (T.O.in TO* - hey ohhh!!!), I guess they kinda would be North America's team as they would be the first team to occupy 2 of the 3 North American countries. That assumption would require both that Owens knows what North America is, and where the city of Toronto is located.
Another funny aspect of this quote was that when I first heard it on the radio late last night, the ESPN radio host who played it and was mocking it was ridiculing Owens for how silly it sounded, NOT for the fact that North America is actually not a country. Fucktard.
*"T.O. in TO" is intellectual property of BMFS. All rights reserved.
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Canada is a country?
Not really. We just like to let them think they are so their feelings don't get hurt.
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