The WBC is a fucking disaster. There, I said it. I speak truth that others are scared to admit. I eat poop. And its yummy! See? I speak that truth too. I'll say anything! Better yet, I'll fuck anything that moves!!
But that's hardly the point. The point is the WBC (that's World Baseball Classic, not 'Water Buffalo Cock', or 'Wendell's Big Cock', or 'Look! Cock!') is a disaster. Why is it a disaster, you ask? First of all, shut the fuck up. This is my post. Second of all, let me count the ways:
1. Nobody goes to the damn games. I caught highlights of a game played at the former Skydome in Toronto and there were like twelve people in the stands. And that counts fat people twice.**
2. All the players are getting injured. Within the past few days the following players have been injured: Dustin Pedroia, Ryan Braun, Chipper Jones, and something named "Matt Lindstrom" who might just be a hockey player, I'm not sure. Now comes news that Kevin Youkilis has been hurt. Will the carnage never end?!?!
3. Actually, there are only two ways.
Would all these players have been hurt if they were just piddl'n their puds in Florida or yank'n their wanks in Arizona? Quite possibly. Is it just easier to blame a bunch of foreigners? You bet! Am I going to keep asking myself questions and then answering them in a seemingly never-ending and lazy literary device? Hey! Fuck you, buddy!
*Has nothing to do with the post, but I think its f'n funny.
**WAKA WAKA WAKA!!
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