Listen to this senile old goat bitch and moan about reigning MVP and current best hockey player on the planet Alex Ovechkin's goal celebrations being over the top.
For those of you too lazy to watch the video above, I've included a transcript.
Don Cherry: Don't you Canadian kids do that!
Ass Kissing Alan Colmes Wannabe: Don't do what, Don?
Cherry: Score goals, you ass-kissing Alan Colmes wannabe! Real Canadian kids shouldn't be scoring goals, winning MVP, or reviving a hockey franchise almost single-handedly! There's no room for happiness or celebration in hockey and anything that excites fans should be banned!
Colmes: Anything else to add, Don?
Cherry: Sure! I do enjoy the taste of my own shit!
Colmes: We all do, Don. We all do.
What a stupendous cornhole.
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I didn't even touch on the xenophobic aspect of this. But possibly more amazing than even that is this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ojkSCNGHVJ8/Sao_j9BY8NI/AAAAAAAAAAM/N7TqstBkM_U/s1600-h/don_cherry_rose.jpg
Maybe I'm crazy. I probably am. But, it does disturb me that there was like one white kid in the soccer video. It just makes Don Cherry even more of an irrational douche.
So the guy who wears the most ridiculously outlandish suits in the world is telling the best player in the game to "tone it down, eh". F that irrelevant asswipe.
Cherry is just jealous that the Canadian men's national soccer team can't hold Team USA's jock in World Cup qualifying.
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