I usually try to stay away from politics here, but Republicans are muthafucking dumbshits.* In an idea that I can only compare to inviting Sarah Palin to drop the ceremonial first puck at a Philadelphia Flyers game, we get this:
The Rangers have invited former President George W. Bush to throw out the ceremonial first pitch on Opening Day at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington.
Bush has not yet confirmed that he will be able to attend.
"Hopefully he'll be there on Opening Day," Rangers owner Tom Hicks said. "We won't get a confirmation for a few days."
Oh, I do hope he accepts! It would be so wonderful (read: hilarious) to have a true son of Texas (read: Connecticut) return to Dallas (read: Arlington) after conquering (read: ruining) Washington DC (read: the whole fucking world)! Decisions like this make one wonder why something like this would be necessary.
In all seriousness, this would actually be great, because if there is one thing that George W. Bush can probably not fuck up, its throw a baseball.
In all seriousness, this would actually be great, because if there is one thing that George W. Bush can probably not fuck up, its throw a baseball.
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*Ha! See what I did there?
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Without question, the highlight of the Bush administration was when he fired a strike over the plate in the '01 World Series. And Matty can't even appreciate that, 'cause Bush was wearing a Yankees jacket.
Stupid 9/11. Almost making me like George Bush and the Yankees.
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