Hello, kids. Cookie Monster here. Me take crack at explain T.O situation. Me think T.O. get shaft. NFL contracts not guaranteed, Cookie Monster eat cookies! YUMYUMUMUMUMUM!! YUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!!
Where was Cookie Monster...? Oh, yes. T.O. T.O. get shaft from Cowboys, Cookie Monster think. T.O. give heart and soul to franchise, only have Cowboys cut T.O. when convenient for Cowboys. Where T.O. go now? What T.O. do besides get interview on ESPN? T.O just do pushups in driveway, wait for phone to ring? Cookie Monster think bullshit. Cookie Monster get upset for T.O, so Cookie Monster eat more cookies! YUMYUMUMUMUMUM!! YUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!! YUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!! YUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!!
Only way T.O. get job now is convince Al Davis stop smoking hooka pipe and sign T.O. Raiders best destination for T.O., only franchise with less brains than Cookie Monster. Cookie Monster think Raiders winning inversely proportional to Al Davis spend time as GM. Cookie Monster suggest more time eating cookies, less time on football.
So, sum up, Cookie Monster support T.O. think T.O. get bent over, screwed in anus. Also, Cookie Monster urge you check out Cookie Monster new show on ESPN. Show called Cookie Monster Sports Show. Will be co-hosted by Steven A. Smith. Cookie Monster OUT.
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