Sunday, February 8, 2009

You Think You've Seen A-Rod Hatchet Jobs? You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet!


Really? All by himself?

I know it's A-Rod's fault the Yankees expected competence from Kevin Brown. That Chien-Ming Wang flames out in the playoffs every year. Even that Cap'n Jeets hasn't had a productive postseason in 5 years. And that Jose Canseco admitted to bringing steroids into an MLB clubhouse 15 years earlier.

But this? Slappy McBluelips has destroyed the game's history. It's all gone. Cooperstown: a barren wasteland. The Bambino? Never existed. Willie, Mickey and the Duke? Gone, splat, kaput -- all wiped out by A-Rod. Oscar Charleston and Buck O'Neil? A-Rod is an equal-opportunity history-ruiner.

On the bright side, evidently he wiped out Castro too. Thanks, A-Rod. I guess.
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(And this is from the normally sane Jayson Stark. I can't wait to see the NYC tabloids!)
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1 comments:

mattymatty said...

Stark has his moments, and its hardly uncommon for a member of the mainstream media, especially one employed by ESPN, to fly off the handle. But even by that standard this is a pretty huge over-reaction. Stark should, in the common parlance, "take a chill pill."

Of course, that isn't likely to happen.