Tuesday, February 17, 2009

OVERREACTION ALERT!!!!

Tonight was the Phoenix Suns' first game after launching Terry Porter in to orbit around the moon. The Suns will take off the shackles! The Suns will run again! Nash will be Nash and Amar'e will be Amar'e!

Final score: Suns 140. Clippers 100.

Let the "Here Come the Suns!" stories roll out. "They're back! Look out league!"

All will be happy in the Valley of the Sun. Until Thursday, when they still trade Amar'e cuz their owner is a tight-wallet homo.

1 comments:

Liberator713 said...

Terry Porter. About time they got rid of that know nothing white guy. What were the Suns thinking when they hired that former catcher with the Royals and the Cardinals. Oh wait, that's Darrell Porter. Funny, the results were about the same!