Its been an exciting year here at TOOOAST!!! Snizza, BMFS and I founded the site back in April because we believed that, through the core of our very being, there simply are not enough poop jokes (mixed with occasional sports commentary) on the internet. Ten thousand poop jokes later we still feel the same way.
Over the past year we've accomplished a lot. Please indulge me as I condense 2008 into a massive English-language-destroying run-on sentence:
We've babbled about baseball statistics that nobody really understands or cares about, discoursed on t-shirts that BMFS would frigg'n love, bitched about an inappropriately timed mentioning of pastries, covered Roger Clemens apologizing for helping to design the Pontiac Aztek but refusing to admit to murdering polar bears, helped Philadelphia realized that its not as fucked as it thinks it is long before The Sports Guy (or the Phillies World Series win), helped perpetuate the idea that the NBA blows (even if some of us love it...NOT IT!), placed Tha NUTZ on anything that moved, laughed as Ed Wade got his ass kicked by a guy with a seven run ERA, made new friends (even if she is a Penguins fan), celebrated a new basketball season, made fun of Cowboys fans and Redskins fans (repeatedly), posted the internet's only haiku-based American League playoff preview, laughed as Plaxico shot himself and Mike Singletary won us over by dropping trough, got a bit too close to becoming the internet's only Matt Millen fansite, discovered the joys of Lil' Wayne's sports blog, celebrated when our teams lost, intercepted Brett Favre's email (the opposite order of operations of most interceptions involving Favre), and been fans of the Redskins, Eagles, Stars, Capitals, Red Sox, Phillies, and just sports in general.
Through it all, we can only guarantee you one thing: we've had more fun writing it than you have reading it.
Cheers to another year of intelligent sports-related commentary/poop jokes on TOOOAST!!!
Oh, and thanks for reading.
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