"I'm Stylez G. White, Bitch!"

Step off, Southeast Jerome! Bucs DE Greg White has actually changed his name legally to "Stylez G. White." Why, you ask? Was that his grandfather's name? Is he a big Jeremy Roenick fan?

No sirree Bob. From the AP feed:

"White said it wasn't that he didn't like his own name, but really liked the name of a character in the 1985 movie 'Teen Wolf,' starring Michael J. Fox."

I couldn't remember anything about the character "Styles" from "Teen Wolf," so I looked it up. Styles is this guy:

Fuckin' fantastic! It's the "Dicknose" guy -- I remember him! Man, I hope Stylez G. White wears one of those t-shirts at his next postgame presser.

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Shockingly, Styles' attire didn't carry over from the movie into the animated "Teen Wolf" children's series:

Ah well... Can't win 'em all, dicknose.

But I sure am having fun digging through these "Teen Wolf" images on Google. Recognize this guy, sports movie buffs?

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"