DC V Philly Weekend!

This week is apparently Washington vs. Philly week in pro sports. Tonight we've got Lez Bullez (aka the Wizards for those of you who think French bullets are a bad thing) entertaining the Philadelphia 76ers, Saturday Das Capital! comes to Philly to face the Flyers, and then Sunday da Iggles head down to the district to annihilate play the Redskins. It should be an action packed weekend for those of you who are, you know, sports fans. Since I've got nothing else to do, lets run down the games with some predictions! Yay!

76ers at Lez Bullez
Here's what I know about pro basketball: Lez Bullez are horrendous. It almost takes me back to my childhood when they routinely picked top five in the draft. Remember Manute Bol? No? John "Hot Plate" Williams? Well eat this: Mugsey Bogues! Hopefully there's some over-rated piece of garbage coming out in the draft this year.
Pick: Not Lez Bullez

Capitals at Flyers
Oh, its so on. After last year's overtime loss in Game 7 of the first round of the playoffs, its pay back time. Well, not really, that won't officially happen until May, but its not a bad thing to get started early. Ovechkin scores 12 goals, Caps Win!
Pick: Caps

Eagles at Redskins
This is the game that is already sticking in my craw (located just above the sub-cockle, for you doctor-o-philes). After last week's el foldo (literally: the fold) in Cincinnati (literally: land of Italian cinnamon), it appears the Skins have packed it in for the year. True they're out of the playoffs (the Skins need help from everyone, including General Motors), but maybe, somewhere deep down, the Skins can summon some sort of inner strength and beat the damn Eagles because, hell, I gotta live here!
Pick: Eagles, Seventy Bizillion to Negative Eight

Seriously. We're gonna get swept.