This isn't sports related, but it's a sad commentary on our country, so I figure it fits in just fine here at TOOOAST!!!.
So, how's your economy? Shitty? Well, tough luck, because apparently its all good on Long Island. So good, in fact, that 200 people in line waiting for the local Wal-Mart to open at 5:00am just couldn't wait the extra few seconds required for the doors of the store to be opened. The chaos resulting from the simple act of unlocking those front doors at 5am ended a man's life.
Yes, 200 hundred complete fucking idiots killed a Wal-Mart employee at 5am so they could all buy some goddamn garbage before the sun came up. What a fucking rotten way to die. I'm tempted to go into the whole Naked Gun line about good ways to die (Having your nuts ripped off in a combine), but really, can anyone conceive of a more worthless reason to lose your life?
The whole opening the store at 5am thing is like a more fucked up version of the running of the bulls in Pamplona, which is saying something because all the bulls die at the end of that.
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Fucking stooopid motherfuckers actually stood in line for almost a day to be first in line for the "sale" at Wal Mart. In other words, their time is worth less than the $10 they're aobut to save on a fucking electric toothbrush that they want because they're too fucking drunk, lazy and fat to expend the energy to brush theri lone tooth by themselves. Why oculdn't the idiots in line all have a massive Battle Royale and killed themselves and spared the poor seasonal employee. So much for any chance of benefits now for Wal Mart employess, the upcoming lawsuit should more than wipe out that fund.
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