[The Overly-Opinionated Under-Informed Bandwagoning Cowboys Fan appears following all Cowboy wins throughout the NFL season. As a periodic Cowboys fan (redundant?), The Overly-Opinionated Under-Informed Bandwagoning Cowboys Fan will chronicle the ups and ignore the downs of the Dallas Cowboys season. His ignorance, hoot'n 'n holler'n, accidental and complete loss of dignity, large hat, and eventual divorce is your gain. Enjoy!] Last Monday, the Dallas Cowboys won the tenth game of their season by a score of a 14-10 over the Washington Redskins. Their record currently stands at 6-4.
YEE HAW! I'LL TELL YA WHAT, DER AIN'T NO TEAM LIKE THE DALLAS COWBOYS! YEEEEAAAAWWWW!! TONY ROMO! DAT DER BE DA BEST QUATABACK IN DE NATIONAL FOOTBAWL LEEEG! DID YA SEE THAT CHICK HE'S DOIN? DAT DERS ONE HOT PIECE OF VAG! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'D PICK DAT DER CHICK UP 'N DO DA MOMMY 'N DADDY DANCE AGAINST THE HOOD AMA FIREBIRD!* DEN WE'D GO INTO MA MOBIL HOME, I'D COOK US UP SOME TV DINNERS (MMM, MMM, GOOD!) AND DEN WE'D DO IT LIKE DOGGIES BEHIND DA KITCHENETTE!!! I'D TEAR DAT DRESS OFFA HER AND LICK THOSE [deleted by network] AND SWALLOW ALL DAT SHIT!!
HOWBOUTDEMCOWBOYS!!?!?!?!?!?
[The Overly Opinionated Under-Informed Bandwagoning Cowboys Fan's opinions are his own and although they likely reflect the opinions of Cowboys fans as a whole, they do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Toooast!!! authors, blogger.com, or our sponsor, The National Football League, whose fabulous football games help make people happy. Remember, the Dallas Cowboys are wonderful, and you can follow just about all their games on national television pretty much every week. Yay!]
*could have also been Dodge Dart, Dodge Sprint, or Plymouth Reliant
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