Friday, October 31, 2008

YES! Oh God Yes!

Much like his predecessor Mike Nolan, current 49ers head coach Mike Singletary will certainly be fired soon. It is the fate of all head coaches when their team is simply not very good. You can scheme it up, coach 'em up, and X's 'n O's 'em to death, but if you don't have the talent there isn't much you can do except, well, this:

A team spokesman today confirmed a report by Arizona radio's Mike Jurecki that Singletary dropped his pants in front of his team at halftime. "He was just dramatizing how embarrassing it was," 49ers director of public relations Aaron Salkin.

I don't think I can stress enough how wonderful this is. This also explains the strange thought that I awoke with this morning: Every time Mike Singletary drops his pants at halftime an angel gets its wings.

4 comments:

BMFS said...

He shoulda dropped trou on the sidelines when that clueless reporter asked him about receiving a call from Bill Walsh upon receiving the job. (Walsh, of course, has been dead for some time.)

His inane postgame tired about wanting players who are "winners" and how "we can not give the game away" tells me all I needed to know. Singletary is one of those guys whose solution to everything is to try harder. He has no ideas, no systems, no plan. I'm not surprised he's been passed over for so many head coaching jobs.

BMFS said...

er, postgame tirade. Which was, er, tired.

mattymatty said...

Its not like anyone is expecting the 49ers to do anything this season now. The team has been so thoroughly mismanaged by Mike Nolan that this season is effectively sunk. I guess what I'm saying is Singletary may as well drop his pants at any and all opportunities. There's nothing to lose and nothing to gain.

Snizza said...

"Walter Payton ain't walkin through that door!
The Fridge ain't walking through that door!
Jim McMahon ain't walkin' through that door!"


"Ah...coach. We're the Niners, not the Bears."

"Look at my dong!"