What Better Time to Pile on the Cowfags Than Now?

I can't help but surf in the wake of yesterdays scrumpdilyicious Cowboys loss to the "last-place-in-every-statistical-category-currently-kept-by-the-league" St. Louis Rams. The Skins won, and that made me content. However, the Cowtards continued their careening in to the ditch while exposing the biggest leadership vacuum since the Keystone Kops - and that made me giddy.

Then, today I stumble on a story on CNBC that shows that Al Cowzeera actually has FOUR of the Top 10 jersey sales in the league:

1. Brett Favre, New York Jets
2. Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys
3. Eli Manning, New York Giants
4. Marion Barber, Dallas Cowboys
5. Tom Brady, New England Patriots
6. Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings
7. Peyton Manning, Indianapolis Colts
8. Jason Witten, Dallas Cowboys
9. LaDainian Tomlinson, San Diego Chargers
10. Terrell Owens, Dallas Cowboys

You know what? This makes me ecstatic! Why? Because all of these Cowsheep will be forced to either burn their new jerseys, or frustratingly discard them and throw them violently in to their closets when their playoff dreams are dashed by this joke of a team.

"It was our Super Bowl! We have the most talent! We DESERVE it!"

Ha ha! I could watch an entire NFL Films special on this magnificent development!

I was reminded of a famous exchange that sums up my Cowboy feelings:

"Larry Felser, longtime columnist for the Buffalo News: "Beano Cook, the sporting laureate of Pittsburgh, might have struck the right chord some years ago when he paid a compliment — left-handed though it may have been — to Tex Schramm, the man who virtually invented the Cowboys.
'Tex,' said Beano, 'in my estimation, the Dallas Cowboys are the second-most efficient organization of the 20th century.'
'Why, thank you, Beano,' said Schramm, blushing modestly. 'By the way, who’s in first ahead of us?'
'The Third Reich.' "

Ba Dum CHA!