Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Reactionary Redskins Fan: Week Six

[The Reactionary Redskins Fan appears weekly throughout the NFL season. As a lifelong Redskins fan, mattymatty will chronicle the ups and downs of the Washington Redskins' season. His pain, swearing, loss of dignity, accidental defecation, and eventual divorce is your gain. Enjoy!]


On Sunday, the Washington Redskins lost the sixth game of their season against the St. Louis Rams by a score of 19-17. Their record currently stands at 4-2.


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[breaks chair]

FUCKITY FUCK!*

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*hard to believe I don't get paid for this, huh?


**you should see what spellcheck thinks of this post - ain't purty

3 comments:

mattymatty said...

Stale? Anyone?

mattymatty said...

I'd also like to point out the juxtaposition between the excellent post by snizza that precedes this garbage and... this garbage.

Snizza said...

All we can hope for is that the knuckle dragging Rams can actually validate their "win" over the Skins by wiping out the Team Taking on Water at an Alarming Rate Formerly Known as the Cowboys (TTWARFKC).

And another thing, FUCKITY FUCK.