Friday, September 12, 2008

Tony Romo: World's Luckiest Man

Good thing Tony Romo seems like an eminently decent guy; otherwise it'd be even easier to resent him for his dalliances with Jessica Simpson.

(Yes, I know she's as dumb as a bag of hammers; she's still a 10. Just admit it.)

Position your mind squarely in the gutter and view this recent photo of Jessica at a performance at the Grand Ole Opry:


Ooofah.

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4 comments:

mattymatty said...

Speaking of a bag of hammers, I've read that she can't sing any better than one either.

Lori said...

"dumber than a bag of hammers" Nice... Still, kudos to Romo. College isn't for everyone, and neither are decently intelligent women. Whateves. And, I also second that she "sings".

Snizza said...

Is that Charle Haley's black member that she's holding?

mattymatty said...

Charles Haley's black member? Why yes, yes it is.