[The Reactionary Redskins Fan appears weekly throughout the NFL season. As a lifelong Redskins fan, mattymatty will chronicle the ups and downs of the Washington Redskins' season. His pain, swearing, loss of dignity, accidental defecation, and eventual divorce is your gain. Enjoy!]
On Sunday, the Washington Redskins won their second game of the season against the New Orleans Saints last night by a score of 29-24. Their record currently stands at 1-1.
HOLY SHIT! WHAT A FUCKING AMAZING MONKEY SHIT GAME THAT WAS!! THE SKINS SCORED LIKE A SAILOR IN A WHORE HOUSE WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT VD! THEY TOLD THE SAINTS, "GET ME SOMETHING TO BEAT YOU WITH!" AND THE SAINTS CAME BACK WITH A GIANT CEMENT DILDO!! THE NEW ORLEANS SECONDARY TOOK CHRIS COOLEY'S WANG TO THE CORNHOLE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! MARK MY WORDS, SHITHEADS, THE REDSKINS ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN THE FUCKING SUPERBOWL!! THEY'RE GOING TO SODOMIZE THE NFC LIKE THE VIETCONG DID TO JOHN MCCAIN!! NEXT WEEK, THEY'RE GOING TO BEND KURT WARNER'S WIFE OVER A SPLIT RAIL FENCE, PUT ON A COWBOY HAT AND WHOOOO HOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
HOLY SHIT!!
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As a fellow Redskins fan, I have this to say about last week's game:
"WAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOYA SUCK IT SAINTS!! CAMPBELL HAS COME OF AGE AND IS THIS YEAR'S ROMO!!! LOOK OUT NFC, THIS TIME, IT'S FOR REEEEAAALLLL!!!!
LIKE THAT GAME WAS EVER IN DOUBT!
(actually, I never felt they were actually gonna win and tuned to another game and was busy cleaning up a pile of spilled cereal from my 3-yr-old when Campbell hit Santana)
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