[The Reactionary Redskins Fan appears weekly throughout the NFL season. As a lifelong Redskins fan, mattymatty will chronicle the ups and downs of the Washington Redskins' season. His pain, swearing, loss of dignity, accidental defecation, and eventual divorce is your gain. Enjoy!]
On Sunday, the Washington Redskins won the third game of their season against the Arizona Cardinals by a score of 24-17. Their record currently stands at 2-1.
HO-LEE SHIT! THE REDSKINS TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE CARDINALS WIDE OPEN ANUS AGAINST THEIR WILL!! JUST LIKE YOU DO TO A RETARDED KID PLAYING WITH LINCOLN LOGS! WE ATE ‘EM UP LIKE A DIRTY TAMPON! CURT WARNER WAS BEATEN LIKE HIS WIFE! JESUS HISSELF COULDN’T STOP THE MOMENTOUS MONKEYSMACK FROM FLOWING LIKE THE RIVER GANGES!
REV UP THE BANDWAGON, JIZ SLURPERS!! ITS TIME FOR TONY ROMOSEXUAL AND THE DALGALS!! AFTER WE BEAT THEIR ASS WE’RE DROPPING THEM BACK IN THE SHITTY DIAPER BAG!! FUCKING SKINS FUCKING ARE FUCKING GOING FUCKING ALL FUCKING THE FUCKING WAY!!
HOLY SHIT!!
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I could actually hear the Overreacting Redskins Fans shrieks of joy in my mind as the Skins won last week. Hurrah!
MOOKEYSTINKS!!
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