If We Don't Mention This, Are We Really A Sports Blog?

Sorry to bump your post so soon, Snizza, but I feel as though we would be remiss if we didn't mention this:

Matt Millen: out as Lions President and GM.

"Matt Moron," we hardly knew ye. Eh... what the hell am I talking about? We knew ye all too well. On behalf of all fans of doomed, inept franchises: Go piss up a rope, fuckstick!

I wonder if William Clay Ford, Jr, actually summoned Millen to Detroit to pinkslip him, or if he just called Millen at home in Pennsylvania.

And only two days ago I made my first joke about the Lions getting the first overall pick in the 2009 draft and selecting Michael Crabtree. Damn.

Millen may still have a future in NFL front offices. As pointed out out by salon.com's King Kaufman, while the Lions have managed a pitiful 26 wins over the past 5 years, there is another franchise that has managed a mere 19 over that same time frame.

So Millen might expect a call -- and a renewed mandate to draft Crabtree -- from this man shortly:























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