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As I'm sure all of you are aware, the Philadelphia Soul just won Arena Bowl XXIII by beating the San Jose PenisCats*, 514-489. (Thats "23" in American numbers, by the way.)
As any Philadelphian will tell you, the city hasn't enjoyed a championship parade in any major sport since the Philadelphia 76ers won the NBA Championship in 1983. If I count correctly, thats longer than it took the Jews to find their way out of the desert. (Of course, if you ask the Jews, they'll tell you they did it on purpose.)
With the Philadelphia Soul returning as World Champions, they should be dually rewarded with a parade. Every good Philadelphian wants a parade. Thats the entire reason to spend the blood, sweat, and lots of extra geigh tears trying to win. Right, yo?
Well, no dice, Philadelphia. Your wait for a parade will continue without interference from Jon Bon Jovi's minor league football team. According to the Philadelphia Inquirer [italics mine]:
Soul players, coaches, and executives will gather for a celebratory procession up Market Street, Thursday at 3 p.m.
Thats right, Philadelphia, a "celebratory procession," not a parade. So, those of you waiting for a parade, you can shove it right up your fat keasters.
*Edit: I have been informed that the San Jose Arena Football team is not called the "PenisCats." They are the "PenisVaginas." My apologies.
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thought they were the San Jose VirtualVagines.
By the way, since that Fattest City Poll was taken in 1999, I'm sure Philly has made great strides in erasing their image, right? And hey, that's a title in it's own right, and they would've had a procession for it, but the people couldn't get off their couches in time to make it.
Yeah, Philly isn't the fattest city in the USA anymore. But I thought I'd throw that in there anyway.
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