Tim Johnson finally has had enough of Manny Ramirez. The 14-year-old, fed up with Ramirez's injuries and lack of production, pulled off a trade late last night, sending Ramirez from the Cleveland Steamers, where he has played left field for the past season and a half, to the Minnesota Sexboats for Pat Burrell and "what's left of that Slurpee."
"Ramirez just gets on my nerves," said Johnson in between sips of his XXX-treme 'Dark Night'-berry flavored Slurpee. "He dogs it in the field and strikes out too much." Johnson, who has four years of fantasy baseball experience under his belt, traded for Ramirez two seasons ago in the midst of a pennant race, but the erstwhile left fielder didn't produce as hoped. "I'm just glad to be rid of him."
Reached for comment, Ramirez declined comment. "I just going to play ball, man, and what ever happens happens," he commented.
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