Thursday, July 31, 2008

Snizza to World: "Check out these wieners!"

So I was thinking, if I just happened to be driving my car in Mississippi one day, and I just happened to see Brett Favre - who I am so sick of hearing about I wanna shoot Roman candles in to my ears - and I decided to run him down with my car and killed him, and was subsequently put on death row, what would my last meal be?

I think it might be chili dogs. I freaking love chili dogs. Or maybe it's just that all these vagina-related poooasts got me thinking about wieners.

Plus, chili dogs are kinda sportsy, right? We like sports on this blog, so it follows that we like chili dogs too. Unless your name is Matty and you only eat carrots and Nutz nuts.

HOWEVAH, you can go to far with the chili dog. I stumbled upon the following article, and if you are vegetarian, please go no further or you will be running to the vomitorium.

It lists the Five Hot Dogs That Will Kill You. Man, you would need an Extra Large serving of Colon Blow after eating one of these artery-clogging bad boys.

The one in the picture below is called Mulligan's Hamdog, and is described thusly:

Take one hot dog, roll it in flattened burger meat, fry it, top it with cheese, chili, and a fried egg and kiss your keester goodbye.



And that gut bomb is only #5 on the list! It was beaten by a hot dog in Korea that is wrapped in french fries. You can almost feel your heart quiver.

"It's the big one! I'm coming Elizabeth. I'm coming."

7 comments:

mattymatty said...

"Kiss your keester good bye."

I would think eating that thing would give you the keester the size of an elephant. That should be "say hello to an elephant-sized keester!"

Also, vagina.

mattymatty said...

huh huh... you said 'wiener'

BMFS said...

Those are all weak stepsisters to the legendary "Luther Burger" -- a bacon cheezburger served betwixt two Krispy Kreme doughNutz.

In the interest of maintaining my humanoid keester, I'll stick with the bread sandwich, thanks.

Snizza said...

Guess what - the Luther Burger is also a product of Mulligan's, like the immortal HamDog.

That place must have an ambulance parked behind it and a year's supply of angiolasty balloons on hand. They don't Eff around.

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