The NHL free agency period began this morning and due to spreadsheet and report writing obligations here at work I've only learned one thing: The Caps resigned their young offensive (meaning "can't play defense") defenseman Mike Green to a new four year deal. The deal is for somewhere in the neighborhood of $4M per year, depending on who you talk to. If you talk to the WWL they say its 20.something million, but if your source is Lenny over at the asylum the deal only involves lima beans and boogers.
This is both a great and terrible deal. Its a great deal because Green is an excellent young player with considerable skill now and some upside. Its a terrible deal because now Green has roughly twenty million dollars to blow on his hair. Someone alert Choo Choo.
Is this mic still on...?
In other news, My Man Manny (aka Manny Being Manny, aka Manny Peeing On Stuff, aka Turd Turdy-Poopity-kins) decided he'd continue the groundbreaking work being done by such artists as the late Latrell Spreewell* and his progeny, Shawn Chacon. Upon learning that he wouldn't be getting as many tickets as he wanted for an upcoming game, Manny shoved the Red Sox traveling secretary to the ground. Then he urinated on him, teabagged him, took a picture and posted it on the internet.** You can see it here.
Also, A-Rod may, I repeat MAY, be sleeping with Madonna.
**May not technically be true.
1 comments:
The defibrillation paddles finally worked! I'm back!! Actually, the tidal wave of NHL free agent movement actually revived me. Fuck A-Child Deserter.
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