We all know Roger likes to put stuff in his butt, like needles, steroids, his head, etc. But what we didn't know is that he likes to put things in other people's butts (or vaginas) too. Even if he isn't married to them. And, apparently he does this a lot. Thats A LOT.
Actually, even more than that.
Keeping track of Clemens women, which is a sub-category of Clemens screw-ups/lies, is a full time beat for the NY tabloids. Not only is Clemens cheating on his wife with (at least) three women, but he's paying for their apartments, and flying them around in his private jet.
Oh, and far be it from me to gloss over this: one of them was 15 years old when they started their "relationship!" Welcome to the Clemens home, please leave your 'morals' and 'sodomy regulations' outside! Lucky he's normal gun-loving, democrat-hating Christian, otherwise the government would have something to say about this kind of behavior.
I know, I know, as columnist Wallace Matthews says, probably with intended sarcasm, "A ballplayer who cheats on his wife? I am shocked." But this isn't just a ballplayer, Wallace, its Roger Clemens, defender of morality, family values, and the American Way.
Clemens hasn't yet had his Dean Scream moment like Rafael Palmeiro did with his finger waging in front of congress, but its coming, man, its coming. Clemens has nothing left on his side approaching the truth The only thing left to do is publically call out people in a position of power over you and then hide under the bed while the shit hits the fan.
Also, his taste in music isn't very good either.
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Man, I wish I could wrap my boa constrictor around my neck while partying!
Quick - Why does Roger Clemens suck at blackjack?
Cuz he always hits on 15. Ba-dum-Cha!
By the way, he's only 53 days away from breaking Dimaggio's hitting streak. I think it's 3 straight days of new women for The Pocket Rocket.
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