Hey Mavs Fans, Fuck You.

-Totally crap the bed for the second half of the season? Check.

-Shoot like a cross-eyed amputee in the playoffs? Check.

-Openly talk about my pot smoking, and say most of the league smokes dope? Check.

-Completely disregard coach's orders? Check.

-Forget about getting blown out in game 4 of the playoffs because I got to have a kickass birthday party after the game? Check.

-Get benched for the 4th quarter of game 5? Check.

All in all, it's been a great year for me. Thanks to all my fans.

Love,

Josh

Anybody got a lighter?