Since TOOOAST!!! wasn't around yet when Astros GM Ed Wade traded five players for washed-up overpaid malcontent Miguel Tejada one day before Tejada's name appeared in the Mitchell Report, allow us to pile on now.
(Of course, TOOOAST!!! wasn't around either when Wade was inexplicably hired by the Astros after leading the Phillies to early-October tee times in eight consecutive seasons despite a top-10 payroll in half of them. As the Great Pharaoh Tom Wright Jr. once said, "he must have nude photos of someone.")
Anyway, nice work, Eddie. Andohbytheway, May 25 will be Miggy's 34th birthday, not his 32nd. At least you don't have to pay him an extra 9.4% just 'cause he's 9.4% older than you thought he was.
I really wish I still had a copy of that photo of Wade sitting in the stands a row in front of some smirking joker holding up a sign that says "I'M WITH STOOPID" and an arrow pointing toward Wade. I had a copy on my computer at my old job, but I wasn't able to rescue it before being escorted out of the building by Security.
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How about Wade's spin? Sure he's about to be 34, but hey, "he's playing like he's 25."
Did he think Tejada was playing like he was 23 yesterday? I'm so confused.
Wade runs a team like he's 9.
He talks like he's 9 too. On the whole Tejada-is-2-years-older-than-we-thought issue:
"We decided to get in front of the issue and put it behind us."
What?
Can you picture Theo Epstein, Brian Cashman, or Billy Beane saying something that dumb?
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