Theres nothing like talking out of your ass. Don't know what you're talking about? Don't know the answer? Don't know where you are/who you are/your ass from a hole in the ground? Theres a simple answer to all of the above and it goes a-little something like this: Make it up! Who is going to know?
Well, if you're a national TV broadcaster, lots of people.
To pick one at random…Hmm…[flips through book], Ah ha! What if you are Pierre McGuire and you are reporting on a hockey game in DC with a crowd of over 18,000 live on national TV. Despite the fact that the crowd is all wearing home colors, cheering for the Capitals, etc. you tell your viewers that the crowd is composed of 50% Flyers partisans. This means that you are either 1) full of shit or, 2) unable to identify simple colors (which, as we're all aware is a prerequisite to be a national TV broadcaster. For example, Joe Morgan knows red from orange).
So, Pierre McGuire, for shooting off your mouth without requesting any prior assistance from your or any nearby functioning brain, YOUGETDANUTZ!!! (limited edition BlueNutz at that)
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Ol' Petey tried to backtrack and offset his foolish assertion by claiming that there'd be a lot of Caps fans in Philly. Ed Olczyk just started laughing at him.
I know of one Caps fan in Philly, but zero if I don't count me. He's an assbag anyway.
Its probably hard to backtrack when you have blue balls hanging from your chin, eh?
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